What allies do the Jedi Chefs
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Just like Neo and his team, this warrior fights his battles in the realm
of cyberspace. Whenever computers start getting too smart, or evil robot
geniuses threaten to overthrow legitimate governments, Tron can be uploaded
into the offending computer system to destroy the evil bit. Whilst off-duty,
this individual was also responsible for locating a camera, previously
lost by one of our Master Chefs. The Jedi Chef Council is grateful for
Though more than a little unruly and often difficult to control, this brute
is great when heads need busting (Ed: happy, Mark?). We never play
cards with him, though; he always has a big hand.
When not in their starship, these troopers are happy to aim their weapons
at our enemies. In return, we send in a few Jedi Master Chefs to
slice up a few big bugs for them. It's great fun!
Any assistance in solving crimes is welcomed by The Order, so our administrators
were whooping with joy when they received word that the scruffy but competent
detective, Columbo, wanted to lend a hand. Unfortunately, for the time
being, Columbo himself is unavailable, spending all of his time investigating
allegations of inflated bar prices in lap dancing clubs. Instead of coming
to meet our representatives himself, he sent his number one fan, Robert.
We have little use for this mewling half-wit, though there is always more
bantha muck to be cleaned up.
The once Queen and now Senator of Naboo can usually be relied upon to provide
some of her government's military forces when asked. Unfortunately, some
of the irritating Gungans always like to tag along. Still, someone has
to be on the front rank in any battle. :)
If sneaking around, breaking into places or stealing securely held items
is required - and our own covert operations team is busy (or "tired and
emotional") - we can count on this resourceful agent to find some excuse
to run down corridors in a skimpy outfit.
Occasionally, the Jedi Chefs need to wreak havoc to get the job done. When
this is the case, who better to call upon than Silent Bob?
Never working alone, Silent Bob operates alongside his freaky friend,
More often than you might think, all hell breaks loose during a mission
and we find ourselves up against hordes of monstrous demons or mutated
creatures. To help combat such foes, we call in specialists with experience
in the field. The RRTS (Rapid Response Tactical Squad) are experts in combating
evil monsters of any sort.
When the crime lords are up to no good, we need to gather all the information
we can about them - and gather it fast! This is accomplish by our our ally,
The Shadow. Through his extensive network of undercover agents, he rapidly
learns all there is to know about the villains and their foul plans, then
passes the information onto us so that we can send in a team equipped for
"aggressive negotiations". No matter what the crime, no matter how diabolical
the plan, justice will triumph. Crime does not pay! The Shadow knows!
After Batman joined the Order, it was only a matter of time before his
female counterpart petitioned to join us. Always keen to accept competent
assistance, we took her on board and assigned her quaerters down the hall
from her batty friends.
We were most pleased to accept Supergirl to our growing group of allies.
Very strong and practically indestructible, she is just the right one for
the job of fetching fresh beer barrels to the Council Chamber. In fact,
she is so "super" that we decided to clone her, with limited - but not
total - success.
Though occasionally a tad gung-ho and trigger-happy - and a bit wooden
in the way they think - this elite and heavily armed group of skilled warriors
are perfect for times when a diversion would be useful. We just tell them
to be discreet somewhere, then we carry out our covert mission somewhere
Being considerably less hairy than his co-pilot, but only marginally less
pungent, we were in two minds whether to engage the services of the captain
of the renowned Millennium Falcon. Having since proved capable of getting
us quickly in and out of "tricky" situations, it seems that we were right
to keep him handy (but downwind).
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